Saturday, June 6, 2009

The Adaptations of a Free Range Penguin

Although we are birds, we cannot fly. Another myth that is waiting to be debunked.
Eddie Shackleton can spin circles around the best gulls. But I do have to admit that after living near a continent that is 98% covered with ice, filled with the same types of idiots you folks have in Washington D.C., I just had to find bare land with small rocks to build a new nest. Supposedly Penguins flourish in a harsh environment so this desert stuff of Utah should be a piece of cake.
The scientists consider us remarkable creatures, and believe we “evolved” with many adaptations which make us masters of our environments. Newsflash . . . I was born this way. Over educated idiots.

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